Gurflatula

An act of proscription among an alien species which consists of a ritualized abuse and molestation of one's person by those they most trusted and loved. Following this act, they are left to die in the sleet.

"Resembles-the-Neighbor was condemned to the Gurflatula by the Council of Elders."

by Puff a G Dub March 29, 2025

Gurmanberg

The term for a drug dealer with a turban that deals with Asian durags with short Indian sidekicks.

Is it g g g Gurmanberg???

by CartelNigerian March 30, 2025

Gurfuff

-A gruff chuckle,
-Or sarcastic tone used when making a joke or comment.

First known use by Faith B. Anderson, who thought it was an actual word until she looked it up and found it did not exist

As the dumpster fire spiraled out of control, she said with a gurfuff, “I guess it could be worse.”

by AFashionTrend February 17, 2026

Gumfers

A pair of gumboots that have been cut down to ankle height, giving them the appearance of loafers.

It was too hot for gumboots, so Mike (Undies) cut them down into gumfers and wore them on the tractor all summer.

by gravelroad January 18, 2026