when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"
todd is a guiklobba
by todd September 4, 2003
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Get the guirwqcjvnwkqryg mug.A common version of the word guitar that is usually slurred when either drunk or having a bad attack of dyslexia. Hardly frowned upon. On the other hand, it becomes the joke of the week if ever spoken.
by DrMrBearkat July 12, 2012
Get the guirrata mug.The hysteria created when you believe your own hype. The ability to create a story that is completely untrue and believe it yourself, but fail to convince others.
To pretend you know everyone who crops up in conversation when its clear you don't.
To carry on a lie when the facts are presented to you.
To go on holiday for 16 weeks a year and plead poverty.
To pretend you know everyone who crops up in conversation when its clear you don't.
To carry on a lie when the facts are presented to you.
To go on holiday for 16 weeks a year and plead poverty.
I've been to portugal for a few weeks, when in fact you have been to barbados for 6 weeks. Then coming back with an immaculate tan, only lie about and say you went on sunbeds as it was overcast all time. defined as Gurkomania
by chlorichydra February 4, 2015
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by Pearmaster404 May 10, 2016
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Get the guirty mug.When you're being specific that you know your girlfriend in real life, thus gu"irl"friend. Mostly used by nerds who want to clarify that they are not online dating.
Max: Last night I went to a party and got a guirlfriend, shit was cash.
Sam: Whatever, go capture point B.
Sam: Whatever, go capture point B.
by My name isn't Dray December 2, 2017
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