gopher style

Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.

So the wife and I tried something new, gopher style

by The Butteman January 19, 2016

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

gopher green

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)

Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.

by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014

gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

Gopher

-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.

-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.

1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.

2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!

by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019