goofger

a goofy edgar with gaps and a flat back egg

bro hes such a goofger

by spookydookiebutt February 7, 2023

Googermach

A goober that is a mach aka a brother like ach or akhi (Akhi in arabic is brother).
So a Googermach is a brother that is a goober or an idiot.

Hey sorry man, my brother got you cabbage instead of cake for your wedding, he is a googermach!

by Rocky is gay, no he a fargtard March 31, 2023

Gooner

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.

Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst

by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023

Gooner

John Cena (The Gay, not the invisible man)

That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.

by SlobbyDeezNutz August 7, 2023

Goonerism

When someone is so involved in a state of gooning that their mental capability begins to decay.

He couldn't focus on any of his hobbies or school work because of his newly diagnosed goonerism.

by Cracker RIzz July 25, 2024

gooner trapping

the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption

guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year

by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024

Googger

An extremely racist term for a mixture or gook and nigger

That googger stole my tv but is also good at math

by MrOppo August 7, 2024