Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.
by Niju2 May 12, 2024
Get the Gooner mug.a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result
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