Penis Goblin

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

Cock Goblin

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.

I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.

by Josh Packer November 3, 2008

goblin porn

the name given to the random pages of porn you find in the wood, park etc.

guy1

"man theres goblin porn in the woods"
guy2
"i m on my way..."

by bradman491 May 5, 2009

SARM Goblin

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).

Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Pink Goblin

A vagina that is so gruesome and scary looking that it just might detach itself from the body and beat you to death

Stacy's pink goblin must be stopped before it kills again

by The Iceman November 15, 2004

Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.

Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !

by The Babber October 7, 2019

Taki Goblin

A small term used to describe what people could assume from the "average" black person.

There are too many Taki Goblins in my neighborhood

by mistergiggles425 June 4, 2021