goats

a team comp in overwatch that only the biggest virgins use

come on bro let’s run goats just this once bro come on

by ishniri March 20, 2019

goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

by orf October 27, 2002

goatshot

To moon someone with one's balls being pressed between the legs, so as to give the impression that one's behind looks like that of a goat.

Damn dude, why is that whenever we get drunk you always gotta try to give me a goatshot?

by Detroit_Dan October 24, 2006

Totes ma goats

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.

"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."

by AppleSauce July 24, 2012

goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

goatsepomorphic

Similar to anthropomorphic, however goatsepomorphic attributes goatse like properties to other objects, either intentionally or inadvertently.

The 'goatseland' image from the definition of goatse is a prime example of goatsepomorphic imagery.

by kaytwo May 27, 2006

The Goat of Goats

A person who is considered the Greatest of all time in many major industries.

Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.

by Jaja1255 February 20, 2017