Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

atl money glitch

A common scam in atlanta involving starting a clothing business making profit and then not giving anyone their clothes and taking all the money.

Quan did the atl money glitch to afford his trackhawk!

by Wormwasreee April 23, 2024

Mr. Glitch

Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.

Game: wtf why are you doing this?

Mr. Glitch: Because I'm annoying.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

Glitch

Welp uh glitch.
Who’s glitch?
Uh

Idk.

hOnK HoNk
Any ways glitch is uh a person who is stupid and will probably commit cannibalism or murder someday X3 and they kin nagitoe cockichi kinky inky/ ink sans and error sans omg he’s so fucking hot ANYWAYS they also kin miu with there horny ass AND gamzee

Uh idfk glitch says error sans is fucking hot 100%

by Glitch is a twink December 23, 2020

Glitch

A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.

Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.

by YourSmall May 1, 2019

Glitch

Adjective: meaning to use narcotics intravenously. Mostly speeds.

"I gotta get me a glitch"
"Wanna try a glitch?"
"That glitchlord is wild, he's always going ham"

by Glitchlord July 27, 2016

infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe

guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"

by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024