I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015
Get the Piss Giftedmug. by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021
Get the loochmas giftsmug. A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
by The Joff. November 12, 2013
Get the gift fartmug. The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
by naitsirhc August 23, 2009
Get the Departing giftmug. Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
Get the Collateral Giftingmug. When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
by Aryanthakur August 10, 2023
Get the Birthday Giftmug. Someone who has a gift for rippin ass, they can fart on will and they make stinks that you will want to die from.
by Gasa blaster November 26, 2022
Get the ass giftmug.