A kids show that will seal the fate of our future offspring and humanity if watched on more than one occasion by a young child.
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO gabba gabba"
Parent: "Sure"
15 years later Tommy becomes a homosexual and becomes addicted to heroin
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO GABBA GABBA"
Parent: "no u little shit, do you want to become a homo?"
Tommy: "no"
Parent: "then watch the damn history channel you lil shit"
Tommy: "okay.."
15 years later Tommy because a stock broker and brings in multi million dollar salary, has makes money and ****s bitches and sends half of his salary back home to his parents
Parent: "Sure"
15 years later Tommy becomes a homosexual and becomes addicted to heroin
Tommy: "i wanna watch YO GABBA GABBA"
Parent: "no u little shit, do you want to become a homo?"
Tommy: "no"
Parent: "then watch the damn history channel you lil shit"
Tommy: "okay.."
15 years later Tommy because a stock broker and brings in multi million dollar salary, has makes money and ****s bitches and sends half of his salary back home to his parents
by A+++++++++ November 4, 2009
Get the YO GABBA GABBA mug.characterized by an accidental long distance relationship, resulting from the hope of a hookup which inevitably fails. the syndrome affects about 1 in 4 males ages 14-16 and occurs from days at a mall, track meet, and any area where girls will live far away from said males. this often results in unwanted conversations with girls that the person is quite sick of, and usually requires drsatic measures to keep the guy interested, such as a nude webcam show from a close friend.
Dude 1: Bro how'd it go with that chick you were just mackin?
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
by cumguzzlingnativeamerican June 24, 2009
Get the Gebhardt Syndrome mug.While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
by BullshitPoster September 25, 2012
Get the Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher mug.Anytime a person seeks out a much young person just to fuck them. Someone at least 10yrs younger, but legal, hence the "Trapping". the opposite of Cougar.
John went "Gerbal Trapping" at the mall today with his 30yr old cousin.
John went back to college for his 10yr alumini weekend and hit all the bars "Gerbal Trappin" with his fraternity boys.
John went back to college for his 10yr alumini weekend and hit all the bars "Gerbal Trappin" with his fraternity boys.
by the polock September 26, 2009
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Talking about a bunch of information that no one cares about or is completely irrelevant.
Talking about a bunch of information that no one cares about or is completely irrelevant.
by Matty Valentino January 20, 2009
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by ohshiiitashley December 15, 2008
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