Garage Dawg

White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.

Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.

by Miklovelka May 16, 2023

Dick Garage

1: A Person who loves to have dick in them
2: Ady R.

Her pussy is a dick garage

by Freebase420 July 4, 2016

trap garage

Similar to a Trap house but instead your getting high in your friends garage while his dad is taking a nap. Your spitting on the floor and lighting shit on fire. Your trap garaging!

"Hey Joe we going to the trap garage after six period"

"Hell yeah! I have some swishers we can smoke"

by Trap420allDay February 10, 2017

The Hatmaker garage sale

When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.

Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.

Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!

by ToneMan08 March 23, 2017

Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

by red27 July 31, 2011

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.

That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.

by Teacher Taz June 27, 2021

garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003