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Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
by Very-NPC June 4, 2024
mugGet the Gape Keepermug.

Luh Calm Gape

The stretched out asshole after being fucked in the ass by a non bbc. A result of dukeing it.
After I tore her ass up, she had a Luh Calm gape.
by ltrigger November 16, 2023
mugGet the Luh Calm Gapemug.

gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.
I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.
by Chavy gera February 27, 2017
mugGet the gaping muffinmug.

Gape

To fuck, get your dick wet, and/or universally stretch out the rectum in anything you do in life.
1. Bro, I fucking Gaped so hard last night.

2. “I went so hard last night.” ‘How hard did you go?’ “I gaped.”

3. I gaped the fuck out of that mid-term bro. Vibes are up.
by Papa Dub September 17, 2021
mugGet the Gapemug.

Gape

The facial contours and structure of a woman's face; in reference to better sucking power for blowjobs.
"Look at the gape on that number's face" - Person 1

"Yeah, looks like supreme suckage" - Person 2
by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021
mugGet the Gapemug.

gaping slushbucket

the name of someone when you drink a slushie out of someone’s gaping asshole.
oh hey my little gaping slushbucket. How are you today?
by little pogchamp January 23, 2021
mugGet the gaping slushbucketmug.

Gape

I was gaped as a child it's no laughing matter
by Gapejerker March 8, 2024
mugGet the Gapemug.

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