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fool-a-gape

Like a jack-a-ninny, but more so.
The Warrior's Path is not an easy one, fit for jack-a-ninnies or fool-a-gapes.
by Chewie23 June 2, 2009
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Gape

1. (verb) To split open
2. (verb) To stare openly and stupidly
The coconut gaped open after falling.
He stood there gaping at the kids.
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
mugGet the gape insurancemug.

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Gaped

Some men who have had a sex change may have a vagina that has no inside ( gaped) they have this because they r interested in being the giver never to receive and for storage
His pussy is gaped because he is using it for reason other than sex like fisting and storage.
by Babygirl2024 January 5, 2025
mugGet the Gapedmug.

Gang Gaped

After taking a violent poo and your hole hangs open with the energy of a fluttering saloon door.
"Bro, it feels like i've been gang gaped!" - SB
by Handle_cant_be_blank_tho June 6, 2020
mugGet the Gang Gapedmug.

Gape

I was gaped as a child it's no laughing matter
by Gapejerker March 8, 2024
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