Glitch

commonly amongst new york rappers in 2023 glitch is to shoot at someone

brodie saw em so he had to glitch

by Osls September 18, 2023

Glitched

When something is not working properly

Younow is always glitched like Fathoms broken PS4

by ReiK July 25, 2021

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

glitch

the best energy drink mix ever made

have you tried glitch yet? it's really good!

by givemegumgumyoudumdum October 31, 2022

penis duplication glitch

when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.

"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"

he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned

by bob the penis and bollack lord November 22, 2024

Glitch

A young, funny, outstanding, cool, amazing, show stopping and gay man who has amazing broken humor, he's usually horknee but who cares ? He's a cool dude! He has lots of friends and has a GREAT YET SO AMAZING brother that nobody, NOBODY would EVER replace! He has an explosive personality and sense of humor, also don't take his brother away from him or he'll dox you

Glitch ate a sandwich

by cvvrzed January 25, 2022

Rich glitch

Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.

Maddi: dude your aunt has a boat!?
Olivia: yeahhh she's such a rich glitch

by Stingyoass October 15, 2017