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Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
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glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.
I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.
by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015
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Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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Glazed balls

When a girl farts while you are on top of her having sex.
Martha and Mark were fucking and she gave him glazed balls.
by bruja915 March 22, 2016
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maple glaze

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.
by Token1 July 2, 2015
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Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.
I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.
by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014
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Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021
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