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Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.
I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015
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Birthday Gift

When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.

But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,

why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or

tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,

there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.

These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as

they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.

It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.

So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but

rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
by Aryanthakur August 10, 2023
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Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
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Wine Gift

Wine Gift, The

The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010
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gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.
I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing
by clown socks August 20, 2022
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loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.
where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.
by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021
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ass gift

Someone who has a gift for rippin ass, they can fart on will and they make stinks that you will want to die from.
My friend has a real ass gift he made it stink in my house last night
by Gasa blaster November 26, 2022
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