pussy shitcake fuckball eater

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like

anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*

by me! muahaha March 3, 2008

Fuckallofusisism

A religion created by a bunch of bored guys at GT which sole belief is that you are fucked over by an unknown force from the day you are born until the day you die.

The god of Fuckallofusisism is smiling upon you today

by That Other Dude, No Not Him July 21, 2010

fuckalucka

A person who got lucky by not getting caught having sex with someone else then there wife

Wow,your fuckalucka for not getting caught fucking my boss,when you have a wife already!

by Doris Paerk December 29, 2007

too fuckable

A hot girl/guy who is also a slut/man whore

TJ: Dude, did you see Carly today? She was looking real fuckable!

Pat: Yeah man, a little too fuckable. Apparently she slept with three guys last night. People gotta make money somehow.

by Fighting Joe Hooker November 18, 2009

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

fuckable

when a girl is not perfect but you would still bang

1: "dude look at that ass"
2: "nice but she has no boobs"
1: "yeah but she fuckable"

by hornyjabberwocky March 4, 2019

fuckalicious

a person that is beyond fuckable

"Jenna Jameson is fuckalicious"

by jason burlison February 9, 2003