Ramen Foot

Swelling of the feet caused by ingesting unusually large amounts of Ramen Noodles. Brought on by the high level of sodium found in RN's.

I can't play Basketball today because I have a bad case of Ramen Foot.

by Matiat February 14, 2019

Pick up a football

Popularized by Twitter user @dril.

A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves

Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."

by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

winter football

A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.

I watch football when there is no snow on the ground, but bandy is the winter football.

by Christmasy January 22, 2016

New Jersey footbath

The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.

"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"

by DerrekM September 30, 2006

crabcakes and football

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

by c.dubsak April 9, 2008