by Duhflame October 10, 2023
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Get the Friendzoned mug.You're not good enough to fuck me but you can do things for me and validate me... And if you don't accept inferiority you're dehumanizing me. This isn't emotional blackmail.
Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.
Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.
I've addressed this already. And you mock Jordan Peterson but the political conflict between you is nothing more than 'I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR MY DAUGHTER!' and you respond 'But Daddy I'm a big girl now! I should be able to do whatever I want! Everyone should have to be fine with everything I do, forever! HUH!? OH NO! CONSEQUENCES! DADDY! Shield me from consequences! Dispose of my offspring! Make the mean man respect me!' It's embarrassing. If you're going to set the bar for dehumanization that low, that if I'm not willing to live a sexless life and be friends with women, why should I even give a shit? Why not move somewhere where people generally just give a shit less about your want and whim? Sign me up for the sex-trafficing organ-farm breeding camps. I'm already doing the dehumanizing to you by not tolerating the retard sex. Why not go all in? I'm only expendable in-so-far-as I am a hazard to YOU. So, why not just go some place where YOUR wants don't matter? Escape the all-consuming blackhole created by your choice. The friendzone."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2023
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by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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by SpartanWolf September 9, 2022
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Noun
The Friendzone is a relationship where one (usually the male) is pursuing sexual interest towards the female, who insists on a non-sexual relationship.
To be friend zoned: (Verb) When a male is told by the female that she is not interested in sexual activity and never was; this usually brings devastating and heartbreaking results to the male; who was in the relationship just for the hope of getting laid.
Noun
The Friendzone is a relationship where one (usually the male) is pursuing sexual interest towards the female, who insists on a non-sexual relationship.
To be friend zoned: (Verb) When a male is told by the female that she is not interested in sexual activity and never was; this usually brings devastating and heartbreaking results to the male; who was in the relationship just for the hope of getting laid.
Aw man, she totally friendzoned you! No sex tonight!
Yeah, I put him in the Friendzone because he was fantasizing us having sex or whateves, I don't know, he just made it more than it ever was.
Yeah, I put him in the Friendzone because he was fantasizing us having sex or whateves, I don't know, he just made it more than it ever was.
by Miss Anonymous Jane Doe February 18, 2017
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