Elkhart memorial

The worst school in history. The French teacher Mrs buscio sucks ass and sends everyone down to the office for no fucken reason >:(

Fuck Mrs buscio. Elkhart memorial sucks ass

by Mrs. Buscio September 19, 2018

Memory Cramp

When you're remembering something whilst looking like you're dying of stomach cramps.

You totally got a memory cramp there

by insidejokeful May 25, 2011

Goldfish Memory

Bad memory, forgetful

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Memory Card

Something you never had to buy for Xbox. Therefore, you do not need to know what the hell it is.

What's a memory card?" "Meh."

by ImBartSimpson&WhotheHellRU? June 8, 2010

Snapchatographic memory

The unfortunately much more common alternative to photographic memory, ie, only remembering potentially memorable moments in short snippits.

Frustratingly short recollection of an important event.

Why don't I remember anything from my lectures when my exam is tomorrow?! Damn snapchatographic memory!!!

That girl that I took home last night was soooo hot! If only I could remember her face! Fucking snapchatographic memory, you strike again!

by Dirty Ramboss June 7, 2013

core memory

i don’t know what it is that’s why i looked it up

i am not smart so i don’t know what core memory is

by sister shook was taken May 23, 2021

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010