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Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
by Amonaly March 8, 2022
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Allah

Allah is a term that Arabic people use describing The God it comes by two syllables "Al" which mean "The" and "lah" which means God in Arabic ال-له = الله. Muslims use this "Allah" because it actually comes to show support to "The God" and show monotheism, which specifies that there is only one God and no more than one. There is more details about this but that should be enough.

Hint: every single definition in this website about Allah is false nonetheless I’m an Arabian so this is the real deal
Pagan: we are Gods of our own
Muslim: I mean you no offense but there is only one God
Pagan: who?
Muslim: The God! "Allah"
by anonymous February 9, 2021
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Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.
Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024
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Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.
Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.
by fjjen June 26, 2025
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Allah

Allah is defined as the God.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
Allah is now known as an Islamic god.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025
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Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day
AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5
by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025
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ALLAH ACKBAR

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE BUILDING AND LOVES CRASHING PLANES.
ALLAH ACKBAR , IMA BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS
by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025
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