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flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
by Kindly Wise October 28, 2005
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flat out

Colin McRae "if in doubt flat out"
if you are not sure what is after next corner, all you have to do is put your feet on acceleration to the floor ... flat out
by wrx April 16, 2009
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by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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flat earth society

A Society claiming that the Earth was once flat, and some evil people (somehow) turned the earth spherical. In my opinion a bunch of crackpots who make money by telling bogus stories (such as... the world is flat) and claim to have a large following.
So-called scientist: Contrary to belief, the World was once flat

Scientist: LOL
by mark October 10, 2004
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Flat Brim

A person who wears a cock-eyed ball cap with a perfectly flat bill perched askew on one's head.

A fad originally started by black "urban youth" which denoted prosperity (because new hats have unformed bills). Leaving the price tags and labels on was common as well, indicating that the wearer could afford a new hat. This falls under the social phenomena of "nigger rich".

Like most "street fashion", this style has largely been appropriated (or stolen) by privileged white hipsters who want to express solidarity with black urban youth, and indicate that they too are "hard" and "from the streets".
"A brutha can't even flat brim his hat without some white muthafucka always perpetratin' on his style."

"HA HA - that hipster riding his fixie just lost his flat brim when that truck passed him!"
by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009
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Flathe

V. Cloud layers passing over one another.

Observation of watching two cloud layers overlap with movement - usually from above or below.
Erica looked out the airplane window to see the clouds flathe pass.

The cirrus clouds are easier to see flathe from higher altitudes.
by Highwinder March 11, 2012
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the world is flat

Guy 1 - The world is flat not round

Guy 2 - You are an idiot the world is proven to be round
by Bman98767 January 17, 2018
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