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Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.
You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.
by Train montage April 17, 2009
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floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.
"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"
by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016
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float in water

To "float in water" is to do the bare minimum.
"That player didn't deserve the win; they could barely float in water."
by Cael_ March 22, 2021
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floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach
GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus
by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018
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Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.
Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.
by michaellondon April 4, 2015
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Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)
I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.
by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011
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floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah
Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv
by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022
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