Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JWMP November 10, 2008

teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

my eyeballs are floating

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

by spycer July 16, 2014

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JuicyBB November 10, 2008

What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.

What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,

by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011

my back teeth are floating

Rude form of, “I need to urinate.”

A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.

by Juliet.whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot May 17, 2021