It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.

"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"

by Themorderer December 24, 2021

Falk

a beast, normally one that swims. really fast
like a unicorn
sometimes the spawn of chuck norris
we aren't really sure what they are

"Hey did you see that thing??"

"Yeah, I think it was a Falk!"

by jackson12kk May 18, 2009

peruvian flake

100% pure cocaine

this is peruvian flake because it had my nose bleeding for real

by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Flaka

A Flaka is a girl who is beautiful from the inside out. She's gorgeous and elegant. She is friendly to everyone and always there to help someone with a problem. She smiles all the time and everyone loves to be around her. She's also very smart and funny, she knows when to be serious and when to let loose. Flaka is simply amazing.

"You see that Flaka over there? She's so cool!"

by starpower2010 February 3, 2010

chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.

Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg

by Joshaway November 13, 2007

Porn Flake

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.

"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."

by artist1955 August 5, 2012

flak 88

A large cannon used during World War 2 by the Nazi's. Originally used to shoot down airplanes it was later used as an anti tank weapon.

"Johnson watch out for those flak 88's!"

by Byaaah!! September 4, 2006