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Flea Friend

A friend who used to swear they're your bestie then one day ditches you at the drop of a hat to hang out with a completely new group who ironically become the entire world to them.

They will then act like you're an annoyance when you want to see them, but if they run into you, act like you're their long lost love and swear how you need to do more together. It never happens.
Girl 1: I just don't understand, last week she wanted to see me every day and now she's posting 500 pictures of herself and those other girls and won't talk to me

Girl 2: Forget her; she's a flea friend - bouncing from body to body.
by HHalftone July 1, 2014
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flafarta

When you fart so fart your fart farts
Oh my god my Flafarta left a skidmark in my underwear!
by eeveeloutionpower September 12, 2014
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The Flea Flicker

When a straight man goes to a gay bar to pick up women
Jesse and brandon were trying to get at some hotties, there defense was to strong, so they decided to run the Flea Flicker and go to a gay bar to pick up chicks
by jessecb7 October 24, 2014
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Indian Flea Market

Indian farmers market where Indians exchange poorly used things. They also have adoption centers where an Indian or white family can get a adopted Indian child.

They also have many other things like losing your virginity tent for $20 and even get a Mongolian child shipped to your house raffle.

There are also a lot of con artists that scam you which are called Indian niggers. There is also a Indian rush burn tent, that gives you rush burns for a massage.

There's also a hole that hovers over the streets to shit in but some guy uses it as a trap to do forced anal while you're gorilla glued so be careful.

Watch out for the Chris Brown tent, you can't notice it but Chris Brown is waiting inside for victims. He may not be Indian but he has a kick for one.
Cara: Hey, we should go to the Indian Flea Market!
Aiden: No, don't go!
Cara: Why not?
Aiden: It's too risky if Chris Brown sets up a tent, he'll go Chris Brown Brazy if you walk in!
by Yuukl August 15, 2020
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Fleak

A leak of a liquid material which could be cum, discharge, blood or urine
Omg charlotte just totally fleaked in her pants
by chaz_dance August 20, 2011
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Fleagazm

getting an orgazim about the greatest bassist in the planet if not the universe, FLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Signs of Fleagazm: Saying "FLEAAAAAAAAAA" in a very hyper voice every time they hear/see/say anything about or relating (sometime not relating) to Flea or Bass.
Dude I got the biggest FLEAGAZM when Flea played his Bass solo that lead to the intro Around the World at the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert.

Flea: "Hey Whats Up"
Person getting a Fleagazm: "omg! it's "FLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!~~~"
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fleak

someone or something that brings you good luck or comfort
'he turned into a pretty good fleak whaen i was playing 21"
by linguine February 10, 2010
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