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FAF

Meaning: Funny as Fuck

In reference to the conversations that are shared on Facebook or Twitter or any form of social networking site that are 'Funny as Fuck'

A direct cure for CCD (see CCD: Compulsive Complaining Disorder) it is when two sufferers of CCD come together to share conversations that are essentially random and nonsensical. Usually it will involve two or more threads of conversation.
A new cure for CCD, this radical new treatment allows the sufferer to vent in a new form and that is through the power of laugher at conversations that pretty much make no sense.
This cure aims target all sufferers of CCD, especially those who suffer from acute GCSE or A Level CCD.
Teen 1: 'Scotland beating Spain? Yeah...when pigs fly!'

Teen 2: 'If a helicopter flies over head filled with pork, you're in trouble'

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored'

Teen 2: 'Unload the helicopter lads, everything's gonna be fine'

Teen 1: 'Shit Scotland equalised...'

Teen 2: 'F**k's sake, what we gonna do with all this pork now? Load it back up?

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored again'

Teen 2: 'Fancy a baraque?'

Teen 1: 'Yeah why not...'

Teen 2: (two hours later) 'That conversation was FAF'
by FAF for CCD! October 20, 2010
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FAF

Fly As Fuck, a band of brothers who have been through hell and always stayed together, no matter what they always had each others back.
Hater: "yo, i banged yur girl last night."
Bro: "wait till i get FAF, we gonna stomp yo ass."
by Boo-BooFAF September 1, 2011
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Faf

Facts as fuck; To be in total agreeance; somber connotation, as if the word version of lip pursing and going, “mmmmhmmmm”
For example: I told Haley her man was cheating at least six times…guess she had to see for herself.. FaF
by Eggcleary June 27, 2022
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FaF

Is short for "Fake as Fuck". Used for when a post is faked or misleading.
"Did you watch that video? Yeah, it's FaF."
by hubertwrites August 25, 2022
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Faf

Dammm bro, she’s a faf!

Ah what?
A fine ass female
by Urmotherlovesme123 July 18, 2019
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FAF

Dave Chappelle's set was FAF...
by Ceerip 707 January 23, 2023
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FAF

Fresh as fuck

Alternative way of saying mint condition for not nerds
Yo that antique chess set is FAF, you should sell it to fund your boob job.
by Faffy72minus3 November 11, 2021
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