bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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1. For example, everyone who was ever born has been born without their consent, so everyone has suffered existential rape.2
by Sn0rlaxative February 10, 2026
Get the existential rape mug.A process by which one has spent heaps of time researching IQ and finally starts questioning if knowing one's IQ has any purpose beyond hubris.
X:...What is the point of IQ? What does knowing this number do?? Is it all to grandiose my ego? Will it ever help me in the future? Why have I spent so much time on this useless topic?
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.
by AXAAA October 19, 2021
Get the IQ Existential Crises mug.when your awake at 4am and have nothing to do but be alone with your own thoughts. just you with your mind. nothing and anything could happen but it doesn’t so you just sit there. blankly starring at the ceiling.
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oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
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by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021
Get the schrodinger's existentialism mug.One is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it's been displaced. Out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone shitbag wrong. Usually, those with a slippery grip on "reality" suffer from exitstential struggles. Symptom's include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see Thanos). Basically, it's due to severe life or N.D.E.'s. ">
The sweaty middle aged man from the Alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.
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