Is a medical condition where a fan of a professional football team is envious of the performance of Tim Tebow, however this person does not want to admit their like for him and does what they can to make others think they don’t like him. This person typically uses social media like Facebook and Twitter to make condescending comments and remarks about Tim Tebow in an attempt to make others think that they do not like him. At first this approach works, but after several weeks of making comments about all his current stats, his passing, his running, his commercials, and his religion most people within that person’s social network realize that this person now has “Tebow Envy”.
Rachel (Facebook Status Update): Where's Tebow time now? I told you they would lose!!! He just sucks.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
by CoachKirk January 02, 2012
Michael is very self-conscious about his physique, he suffers from a sever case of bod envy, especially when he's at the beach.
by Mr Natural May 16, 2007
Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....
The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.
To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
by The Fuse February 26, 2010
I was going to take my at vaccinated grandpa to the store but he can take himself. I have Vaccine envy. He is better protected than me.
by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 05, 2021
Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
Ugh, I get such shoujo envy whenever I see those impossibly cheesy romance scenes in those manga. Why can't that kind of stuff happen to me?! Grr!
by Kitten830 February 11, 2011
When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.
"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."
by tweak201 February 26, 2009