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Tebow Envy

Is a medical condition where a fan of a professional football team is envious of the performance of Tim Tebow, however this person does not want to admit their like for him and does what they can to make others think they don’t like him. This person typically uses social media like Facebook and Twitter to make condescending comments and remarks about Tim Tebow in an attempt to make others think that they do not like him. At first this approach works, but after several weeks of making comments about all his current stats, his passing, his running, his commercials, and his religion most people within that person’s social network realize that this person now has “Tebow Envy”.
Rachel (Facebook Status Update): Where's Tebow time now? I told you they would lose!!! He just sucks.

John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.

Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.

John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
by CoachKirk January 2, 2012
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Bod Envy

The feeling someone gets after seeing someone else with a superior body.
Michael is very self-conscious about his physique, he suffers from a sever case of bod envy, especially when he's at the beach.
by Mr Natural June 1, 2007
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coast envy

A feeling of inferiority causing normally down-to-earth midwesterners to compensate for their location by adopting elitist attitudes and snobbish tastes.
Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.
by ajms84 June 21, 2009
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Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude
Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!
by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016
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check envy

When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.
"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."
by tweak201 February 25, 2009
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Camel Envy

Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....
The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.

To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
by The Fuse February 26, 2010
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plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you
Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!
by rapmac November 8, 2009
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