Edward
Edward by edturd Simmons November 9, 2020
Edward
sir Edward of Bevelton is coming to pay us a visit, it would be terribly awful should he not be greeted with your Winsome presence.
Edward by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021
Edward
An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
Edward by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021
Edward
An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
Edward by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021
Edward
A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
Edward by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021