When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.
It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.
It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.
by gregben February 27, 2022
Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.
Girl 1- You know who I just saw?
Girl 2- Who?
Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.
Girl 2- Who?
Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.
by speak.the.truth.09 May 12, 2022
Tina Thompson… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh
Best mom ever
by Kaymca May 08, 2022
Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).
Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER
by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 23, 2020
A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary
skillless asshat musik
skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
by folded caches out June 02, 2013
Person 1 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhAHAHAHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Person 2: "The hell's your problem?"
Person 1: "Oh, just doing the loudest orgasm ever."
Person 2: "That meme's dead."
Person 1: "I know..."
Person 2: "The hell's your problem?"
Person 1: "Oh, just doing the loudest orgasm ever."
Person 2: "That meme's dead."
Person 1: "I know..."
by ERRORLOADINGPSEUDONYMM December 09, 2016
by USF August 27, 2008