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Bolton donut

The act of one man crushing the facial region of a streeter with one blow, causing what can only be described as an inverted asshole. Which resembles a kid pushing his finger through a jelly-filled donut. The aftermath renders the streeter incapable of social society activities, therefore rendering his dickticular skills useless.
"Jeremiah gave Rick a punishing Bolton donut last night, we'll have to see him after the facial reconstruction surgery. His dickticular will never be the same."
by Hatinsteve November 5, 2012
mugGet the Bolton donutmug.

penis donut

(n) - Something you use to sit on, especially when you're Quagmire in an episode of Family Guy.
Example: "Peter, can I use my penis donut to sit now?"
by walmartstalker March 30, 2017
mugGet the penis donutmug.

Donut Ring

When a Muffin Top extends 360 degrees around the entire waist
Check of the Donut Ring on her!
by RapMac July 4, 2009
mugGet the Donut Ringmug.

Blue Donut

A scenario in which all of the major rivals in an area have reached peace agreements with each other, thus creating a sort of trust or monopoly on power that keeps out new rivals.

Originated in the MMORPG “EVE: Online” to describe a frequent and undesirably boring situation in which all of the games’ donut-shaped conquerable territory was held by factions who agreed not to attack each other. They signified this by setting the other factions “friendly”, which causes players in those groups to see each other as blue.
Things have been really boring in nullsec because of the blue donut.
The blue donut prevents smaller alliances from being able to gain a foothold in non-empire space.
by Dunkelza April 11, 2019
mugGet the Blue Donutmug.

Dunkin' Donuts

Where cops hangout and eat donuts
Wow look at the cop is at dunkin' donuts again
by Mike April 20, 2004
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Steamed Donut

A steamed donut is a Rim-Job given in a shower room or a sauna.
Emma gave josh a steamed donut in the wrestling locker room.
by Dr. Mark Cuddlefishman December 19, 2010
mugGet the Steamed Donutmug.

Donut Maneuver

When YOU do it, it's an illegal U-turn. When a police officer does it, it's a Donut Maneuver for obvious reasons.
That police officer just made an illegal U-turn! What the hell?

Just let it go man, police officers perform Donut Maneuvers like that all the time.
by RoboCop 3000 May 1, 2011
mugGet the Donut Maneuvermug.

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