Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage

My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.

by Durty Curt March 21, 2013

Pretty boy swag discount

Noun-
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag

Hey can I get the pretty boy swag discount on this pair of jeans?

by tyga2990 August 21, 2010

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Blackout Discount

Waking up after blacking out with various Sheetz's food in your pocket that you did not buy.

I guess we went to Sheetz's I brought my Blackout Discount.

by THawley April 16, 2011

Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.

How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."

by Freckle Newt February 17, 2025