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Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid
Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else
by TheBoxGhost September 3, 2013
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When you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want and are inclined to go to great lengths to do so.
by Qanon May 26, 2018
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Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
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Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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Desperation

Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.
The girl needed to take her desperation somewhere else with her.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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