The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.
"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
by r3dpub June 13, 2008
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First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004
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by Truthtalker2 July 6, 2006
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by Fernando Villarreal October 14, 2006
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a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.
a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.
dude i hate denver birchfeild he's a bitch
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fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"
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fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"
by sean beck August 21, 2004
Get the denver birchfeild mug.When a man leaves town and his buddy offers to teach his girlfriend some new tricks for when he gets back.
Guy: We’re headed back from our trip.
Croley: hey man, tell your girl to show you the Denver Dustbuster I taught her for ya while you were gone.
Croley: hey man, tell your girl to show you the Denver Dustbuster I taught her for ya while you were gone.
by DizzleDizzle May 15, 2018
Get the denver dustbuster mug.A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.
Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!
by dictionaryman123 November 6, 2010
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