fourth degree burn

When someone burns you so bad with a joke that there is no comeback, leaving one to walk away in shame.

After that "yo momma joke", Jim was left with a fourth degree burn, he had no comebacks. He walked away with his head down.

by tribexteetzel February 22, 2015

self-degree burns

Used when someone disrespects or makes fun of themselves.

(also see self burn)

Person 1: "It is clear that no one else had the skills to what I do, or is as stupid"
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."

by Youdknow May 27, 2021

Youtube Degree

This is what you try an obtain when you fail to pass the first year of the Wikipedia Degree.

(and cant be bothered to read things...)

Youtube Degree Graduate:
"did you know that Otolaryngology or ENT (ear, nose and throat) is the branch of medicine and surgery that specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of ear, nose, throat, and head and neck disorders."

Wikipedia Degree Graduate:
"yes. But did you also know The full name of the specialty is otorhinolaryngology; the full term otorhinolaryngology (neoclassical Greek and modern Greek: ὠτο(ρ)ρινολαρυγγολογία), also includes ῥινο- - rhino- (root of ῥίς) "nose". The term comes from the Classical Greek roots ὠτ- - ot- (root of οὖς) "ear", λαρυγγ- - laryng- (root of λάρυγξ) "larynx/throat", and the root -logy "study", and it literally means "the study of ear and throat".

Youtube Degree Graduate:
"..."

Wikipedia Degree Graduate:
"No? Well you shud have worked harder in your first year then!!"

by jimja December 28, 2011

Youtube degree

A bachelor's level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on Youtube.

Ben: Whoa! That is NOT the correct way to put on cologne! You spray and then you walk into it.
Joey: Okay and since when did you become the expert on all things cologne?

Ben: Since last spring when I got my Youtube degree in cologne management.

by DinoDavid November 21, 2011

degree in physics

When something appears impossible to fix or adjust, you sometimes need a degree in physics to work it out.

Jim taped up the package so much, that whomever was to receive it would probably need a degree in physics to try and open it.

by Bob August 18, 2004

degreetard

1. A person who thinks a degree means he's universally better then those who do not have one, and his thoughts are universally of higher quality in most if not all ways. i.e. An inflated sense of intellectual and societal worth. Hence he or she is a retard.

Regular person: Makes a profound true statement, scientific discovery, solution to an important problem educated people have not been able to crack that ruffles their feathers (social status worship).

Degreetards respond: "What's your level of education? I can't believe it coming from a 'dirty' uneducated whelp like you! What you say is totaly invalid, you have not been officiated by the priests (teachers, universities, etc) of society!"

Joe: Socrates is that man's question relevant to whether something is logically true?

Socrates: Indeed it is not.

Joe: Then if it is not relevant to whether statements are logically true, do I have to acknowledge it, if it is not relevant to ascertaining truth?

Socrates: As truth exists independently of the observer and their credentials, it is not relevant.

Joe: Indeed it is a silly statement.

Socrates: This is a silly definition.

Joe: Damn, I must admit, that's true! :)

by Zachary_Du January 6, 2008

Bullshit of the 3rd Degree

When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree

After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left

by TheSeeker4 September 3, 2010