choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

deep soaker

A turd left in the toilet that is not flushed.

Jock rock just left another deep soaker in the men's room!

by dbergeron January 5, 2007

deep purple

A hard rock band formed in 1968 that featured (in the Mk II lineup) Ian Gillan on vocals, Ritchie Blackmore on guitar, John Lord on keyboards, Roger Glover on bass, and Ian Paice on drums. Deep Purple is known best for their song "Smoke on the Water" from the Machine Head album. Other popular Deep Purple songs are "Hush", "Fireball", "Black Night", "Highway Star", "Woman from Tokyo", and "Perfect Strangers" just to name a few. Deep Purple are often considered the pioneers of Heavy Metal music.

Deep Purple is one of the few underrated classic hard rock bands that still churn out great sounding music that doesn't have that God awful "modern rock" or "nu-metal" sound.

by signull May 27, 2006

deep friends

Friends who go DEEP, in more ways that one ;) Bestie with benefits, but to everyone else's knowledge we're "only friends"

"Yea, Me and ______ are deep friends "

Spectator #1 "So they are just "friends", huh?"
Spectator #2 "My thoughts exactly, they totally go DEEP"
Spectator #1 "Mhhmm, best friends. DEEP FRIENDS I would say!"

by waiizofsamuri August 17, 2015

Neck Deep

A fucking awesome pop punk band. While keeping their sound fresh and relevant, they still feel like a throwback to bands like Sum 41 or New Found Glory.

Neck Deep's Gold Steps is a fucking classic.

by princessddalgi April 18, 2018

Two Fingers Deep

Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)

MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

deep stick

when a guy puts the girls legs over his shoulders so he can get maximum penetration on that pussy. very pleasurable... for the guy at least

i deep sticked the fuck out of carly yesterday

by crocock May 12, 2009