December 15

National beat up a VSCO girl with her hydroflask and then slingshot her scrunchies at her and walk off and say SKSKSKSKSKSKS AND I OOP!

Person:Hey Emily its december 15 sksksksk
Emily: Ahhhhhhhhhh

by #crazylife November 16, 2019

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December 3

December 3 is national give your girl best friend a hoodie day

It’s already December 3rd and it’s getting cold outside and your best friend needs a hoodie so be the best person ever and give them your hoodie

by 123Anonymous 123 December 2, 2019

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december 16

National Scream in Your Pillow Day

Hey, you look stressed, good thing its December 16.

by DragonNoir March 15, 2019

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People who are born on December 25th are literally the coolest people ever. They are so fucking pretty and are so good at sex. If you are considering dating or being friends with a person born on December 25th DEFINITELY DO IT even though they are so cool and deserve better than you its ok they are humble people.

" I think I'm gonna ask this girl out." "what's her birthday?" "December 25th" "HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU HAVE TO MARRY HER RIGHT NOW"

by stacyybitcy August 4, 2020

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dead dick december

After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.

Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out

by Yuhguyty November 14, 2017

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