danish croquette

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.

Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.

by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019

Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.

Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.

by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019

Danish beads

Danish beads are wooden anal beads. That's it.

Forget silicone. Get you some Danish beads.

by Dirty Chaos! February 4, 2020

Danish headbutt

The only way to do a headbutt with a crate of beer in each hand.

Swede 1: "Han kom hit med en ölfat i varje hand, och han slog mig rakt ut." ("He came over with beerkeg in each hand and he knocked me right out.")

Swede 2: "Hur gjorde han det?" ("How did he do that?")

Swede 3: "Måste ha varit den berömda danska skallning antar jag." ("Must have been the renowned danish headbutt.")

by TheJyde February 17, 2020

Danish CreamPie

A variation on 'cream pie', the danish CreamPie is when a women is on her period and man ejaculates inside and over of a the woman the vagina. Leaving her looking like a danish.

Fuck Man, I left her looking like a danish CreamPie.

by truthuman July 17, 2021

Danish Donut

A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.

He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.

by Donutoperator August 2, 2021

Danish (Abdullahi)

A sexy Beast with huge bicepts. Known for being sweet and gentle down there. He is known to dig in really aggressively.

omggg danish (abdullahi)

by danish212now November 22, 2021