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Get the Dumpster Bump mug.A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.
by Bassam March 8, 2018
Get the dumpster hire mug.The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.
Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.
Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.
Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.
by BottledPizza May 24, 2016
Get the dumpster gravy mug.A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.
Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.
by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018
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Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
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Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.
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