dual wield

the action of stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m a dual wield

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?

Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Dual Action Strap

Double sided dildo inserted the various orifices of two sexual partners.

Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?

Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.

by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023

Dual binge

1. (ˈDUL binj) tr. verb. to alternate binge-watching or binge-listening to a pair of related shows, such as a reality competition series and a podcast that covers that series.
2. (DUL binj) noun. an instance of dual bingeing.

1. I'm gonna dual binge season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan.
2. Season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan sure has been a great dual binge.

by Mama's Pinky Toe August 31, 2023

Dual-rrito

When you buy/make two burritos and either A) Double fist them during a meal, or B) eat one and save the other for later.

Their food is so good, I can't just get one burrito. Dual-rrito is a must at this restaurant.

by TheAngryGungan November 13, 2020

Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

Dual Tongue

When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.

Guy 1: That guy is Dual Tongued!
Guy 2: HAHAGRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRR

by W Rich January 19, 2021