doink bond

Alishah’s weird ass (ily)

My name is Bond. Doink Bond.

by Whytfisthisnecessary May 9, 2018

Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018

Doink

A doink is another word for a joint or weed.

Let’s smoke a big doink

by Haza18 March 6, 2018

Doink

an absolute idiot

"dont be a doink"

by vh ucccugugocgocgudndndn January 10, 2024

Doink

A marijuana blunt.

We out here smokin' big doinks in Amish.

by normiesbtfo October 7, 2017

Shloinkle Doink

A very fun person to be around.

My friend is a shloinkle doink

by AA1244568 July 29, 2024

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011