cliff diver

a girl that has a very scarred face and teeth that appear that she chews or dives onto rocks and stops herself with her grill.

Bro, you musta been trashed last night to have had sex with that cliff diver.

by the gillamonster January 16, 2008

Holy Diver

When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.

Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"

by Roy E. Munson June 16, 2008

Holy Diver

A sexual act where a guy puts his hands together like he's praying and proceeds to dive his hands into a loose vagina then prys his hands apart so he can fit his dick between them so he can fuck his hands in order to get off inside an otherwise unfuckable gaping hole .

"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway untill I performed the Holy Diver on her"

by PartyM4rty November 2, 2018

Fuck diver

When a singer ususlly in porn music or a fuck diva usually the same thing after there performance dives off the stage and into the audience and lets anyone who wants to fuck them.

Kathy is a fuck diver.

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

muff diver

When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!

Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her

e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?

by George Fayers January 12, 2007

dumpster diver

"Dumpster" is tacked on to the word "diver." A "diver" is short for "muff diver." When one adds "dumpster" to it, then the conotation is obvious: someone is diving into a cavernous, dirty, nasty ... cavity. But take the origin of "Dumpster!" Usually it has "cum" in front of it (as in "cum dumpster"). So now we can think of an alternate definition as having to do with sloppy seconds, or thirds ... or more. When "diving" in this manner, there is usually an echo and vile residue involved.

My face was all sticky and covered in pecker snot at that party last night when I decided to be a dumpster diver with that nasty skank.

by Becki February 12, 2005

Mud Diver

A person who eats buttholes.

I met a freaky girl last night, she was the biggest mud diver I've ever met. Too bad I had not showered or I would have let her toss my salad

by Mr. Lumen October 2, 2013