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dick

a penis also known as a One Eyed wonder Weasel

a long dong that gives pleasure
a man's dick getting its daily feed
by Trouser Troat September 3, 2009
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dick

pierce's dick
by treehugger69 December 3, 2010
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dicked

To cum on or in someone. Doesn't matter where at.
Dude, you used too much hair gel. It looks like someone dicked in your hair!
by dotheevolution87 February 2, 2009
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dick

A man has it, A women wants it.
"fuck i want his dick so bad!!!"
by Greg and Soula November 8, 2006
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dick-on

A dick-on is boner.
When I woke up this morning, I had a dick-on so I whacked off!
by eda-skip November 17, 2021
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Dick

1. The male reproductive organ, or the penis.
2. a person who is unfavorable by others & is a pain in the ass
3. a name for someone,e.g Moby Dick
Shawn:Kam, you're such a fucking dick!
Stephen:yeah go suck a dick too!
Dick:hey, my name is dick :'(
Logan:dick shut the fuck up, we're talking about someone else
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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Dicks

A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
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