At Taco Bell, a dirty diaper consists of a sloppy, poop-like scoop of refried beans on top of a 6.5-inch flour tortilla. It is wrapped around a crunchy taco, thus completing the disgusting-looking (but surprisingly popular) item known as the "Double Decker."
"Why'd you wrap that taco? It was supposed to go in this dirty diaper!" *speaker points to a lonely bean-laden tortilla*
by Taco Bell Food Champion June 22, 2011
A man who has matured in years, but not in an emotional sense. If his inflated, fragile ego is crossed, he looks like he might have a crying fit, or might lapse into silent-treatment mode, or have an embarrassing tantrum in one way or another, not unlike that of an infant or a small child.
Usually the cause of his 'distress' is his significant other when she (or he) is not dedicating 100 percent of her (or his) time and attention to to the Diaper Baby. Sometimes 99.9 percent of time, attention, and flattery is not enough for a Diaper Baby. His infantile disposition can also be triggered by unpleasant yet petty and otherwise insignificant interactions with others, such as with co-workers; when receiving unsatisfactory customer service; when his dog doesn't gaze at him with a look of unconditional love 24/7, etc....
Usually the cause of his 'distress' is his significant other when she (or he) is not dedicating 100 percent of her (or his) time and attention to to the Diaper Baby. Sometimes 99.9 percent of time, attention, and flattery is not enough for a Diaper Baby. His infantile disposition can also be triggered by unpleasant yet petty and otherwise insignificant interactions with others, such as with co-workers; when receiving unsatisfactory customer service; when his dog doesn't gaze at him with a look of unconditional love 24/7, etc....
Husband: We should go out for dinner tonight. You deserve a break from all of this stress and I would love to treat you to something nice. Just us two, alone. I miss you honey. I need your love.
Wife: Sorry I've been gone all day, but I need to stay home and call people to let them know my mother just died. I also need to make her funeral arrangements. There's alot for me to deal with right now.
Husband: You never want to do anything with me!!! You don't care about me. You never did! This marriage is a joke!
You're only in it for the money!
Wife: I make more money than you and we went out three times this week before my mother died this morning.
Husband: I don't want to hear it! You don't love me. You never loved me!!!!
Wife: (to herself) Oh god, he's being an F'ing Diaper Baby again.
Wife: Sorry I've been gone all day, but I need to stay home and call people to let them know my mother just died. I also need to make her funeral arrangements. There's alot for me to deal with right now.
Husband: You never want to do anything with me!!! You don't care about me. You never did! This marriage is a joke!
You're only in it for the money!
Wife: I make more money than you and we went out three times this week before my mother died this morning.
Husband: I don't want to hear it! You don't love me. You never loved me!!!!
Wife: (to herself) Oh god, he's being an F'ing Diaper Baby again.
by oscar t.g. September 06, 2011
by Nacho! November 26, 2017
a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake
by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011
So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.
by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020
The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.
Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
by iDiaz September 18, 2009