by The mystery man oofoof November 6, 2020
Get the Bojangler Dangler mug.A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO
by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021
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Get the hefty dangler mug.A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.
That bitch is a professional dick dangler.
How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.
How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.
by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022
Get the Dick Dangler mug.Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
by CheizKake May 13, 2022
Get the Dirty-Dangler mug.The action in which one whips out their mega long dong shmeater and wraps it around another’s neck and proceeds to hang them for their erect meat
by Goofiestofgoobers69 April 18, 2022
Get the Nebraskan Dangler mug.Honey is that a dangler in between those legs?!
I can't find my dangler!
Careful where you put those hands, you might catch my dangler.
I can't find my dangler!
Careful where you put those hands, you might catch my dangler.
by M+K July 22, 2021
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