In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
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Pronunciation: eye‑ess‑ell nine
A Sexy and Robust 8.9-liter inline-six diesel engine made by Cummins, known for being tough, dependable, and built to haul serious weight. Found in everything from motorhomes to fire trucks, the ISL9 is basically the workhorse of the medium- and heavy-duty world. Outputs range from 260 to 450 horsepower with up to 1,250 lb-ft of torque, making it a favorite for anyone who refuses to break down on the job.
Key Features:
8.9L inline-six
260–450 hp, up to 1,250 lb-ft torque
XPI fuel system + VGT turbocharger
Perfect for motorhomes, buses, fire trucks, and medium-duty trucks
Known for durability, efficiency, and extreme-condition reliability
A Sexy and Robust 8.9-liter inline-six diesel engine made by Cummins, known for being tough, dependable, and built to haul serious weight. Found in everything from motorhomes to fire trucks, the ISL9 is basically the workhorse of the medium- and heavy-duty world. Outputs range from 260 to 450 horsepower with up to 1,250 lb-ft of torque, making it a favorite for anyone who refuses to break down on the job.
Key Features:
8.9L inline-six
260–450 hp, up to 1,250 lb-ft torque
XPI fuel system + VGT turbocharger
Perfect for motorhomes, buses, fire trucks, and medium-duty trucks
Known for durability, efficiency, and extreme-condition reliability
"My RV runs on an ISL9—this thing can go coast to coast without breaking a sweat."
"Fire trucks love the ISL9; when lives are on the line, there’s no room for weak engines."
“This 2011 New Flyer XD60 powered by this Godly Cummins ISL-9 Sounds so amazing that it makes my Girl’s Tits hard”
"Fire trucks love the ISL9; when lives are on the line, there’s no room for weak engines."
“This 2011 New Flyer XD60 powered by this Godly Cummins ISL-9 Sounds so amazing that it makes my Girl’s Tits hard”
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If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.
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Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!
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