Crumpet Moment

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.
Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!
by Donnum June 07, 2025
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serious crumpet

That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet
by Guv’nor December 17, 2023
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Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman
"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"
by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024
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Crumpet

Word to describe/classify your stereotypical British fucks, who are incredibly annoying, narcissistic, and like to kiss ass. They're the type of people to eat incredibly flavorless food like un-buttered stale crumpets or scones that just tastes like flour, living up to the stereotype that white people have flavorless food. They also use incredibly annoying vocabulary and like to pick on other people a lot. A disgrace to the entire British nation.
Example:

A: Hey did hear what Elizabeth said in class?
B: I know she's such a fucking scone.

Or..

A: THIS FUCKING CRUMPET KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE
B: I have a fair share of scones in my class too don't worry about it...
by greasy krispey and sexy April 09, 2018
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crumpet

someone who shits so fucking much
by neuqxss February 23, 2022
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Crumpet

1)Sammyd
2) a person of little or no practical importance
by ThomasM65 January 01, 2020
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Crumpet

The art of falling asleep when you have a obligation, like to do a destiny 2 raid or schoolwork
Hey man I totally just pulled a crumpet in my statistics class
by liTTLEMAN545 November 22, 2019
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