Creamed Onion

Cumming in a girl's armpit

Bro I wanted to try some freaky shit and Jessica finally let me give her a creamed onion

by Butnuster69 July 4, 2021

Peaches and cream

When you eat a girl out and she cums. At that moment you are eating peaches and cream

I was eating my girl out and she gave me the peaches and cream

by ragbag85 March 30, 2005

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

Dream Cream

That stain you find on your bed sheets after waking up from "that" dream.

Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.

by Dream Creamer November 19, 2016

Cream Boy

A boy who has an unhealthy obsession with cream, in all forms. May even declare his love for cream on trains, to strangers because this passion is so deep he feels compelled to share it with those surrounding him.

"Hey did you see *ben* last night, he was completely covered in whipped cream!"
"Yeah! he was being real cream boy, wouldn't even stop doing his cream dance!"

by justalittlefish February 4, 2010

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports, to school, to being awesome. If someone says: "You're the cream of the crop!", then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler than everyone else.

When you're adding an Urban Dictionary definition to lecture others about their misspelled words, you're going to find that you will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop of visitors, on the website's most highly regarded definitions, if you also actually spell your words correctly .

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by ju3rg June 26, 2017

silent cream

Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.

"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."

"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."

by Fredje Frederik November 22, 2009